[This he says like it's a joke, but still - why would anyone want this!! Anders has never in his life enjoyed the feeling of helplessness, and while objectively he can guess that seeming unable to take care of yourself affords some extra care from others, he doesn't think he could stomach the indignity long-term.
But like, Dokja is different, or something. Youths. In an effort to be... less judgy, he offers:]
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Why in hell would you want to be helpless?
[This he says like it's a joke, but still - why would anyone want this!! Anders has never in his life enjoyed the feeling of helplessness, and while objectively he can guess that seeming unable to take care of yourself affords some extra care from others, he doesn't think he could stomach the indignity long-term.
But like, Dokja is different, or something. Youths. In an effort to be... less judgy, he offers:]
Personally, I never liked wind. Ruins my hair.