sanguinary: (sweaty)
friendly neighborhood matsui bartender ([personal profile] sanguinary) wrote in [community profile] kenoslogs 2023-01-17 03:28 am (UTC)

[Hm... He's still learning how to navigate Normal Conversation, and that response has him mentally recalculating whether or not broccoli jokes in the face of mass death are appropriate. A THING TO PONDER LATER...

For now, he holds the book up.]


It is the only thing that I've found. This book is a recipe for broccoli soup.

[Page after page, this wholeass book is just about... one single broccoli soup recipe. Just one. A clearly insane individual wrote it.

That said, as he hoists the book upright, a bookmark falls out from between the pages and onto the table! It appears to be written in red and very alarmingly says Kill him. Kill the otter. He watches you.]


... [WELL.] I see.

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