[THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE STOP i love shitposts even tho i viscerally am reeling at the comparison of Douman and Reptilians my god why is he such a freak
Anyway. If he pushed Matsui in then he would be one of the first people in Kenos to have to deal with Matsui's actually hilariously hellacious temper... For now, he just gets to deal with Matsui having no fucking clue how humans work despite his general obsession with their blood.]
Going about it in such a way would be ineffective, to say the least.
[HE CAN'T WARM ANYONE he's a willowy Victorian vampire... But that's a good question, honestly, because he hadn't really thought far enough to figure it out. How do humans keep warm?? Fire, puffy jackets, hot soups, none of which he has at the moment. So after a second of Serious Thought, he says, very Seriously:]
I will lead everyone in morning calisthenics to improve circulation and help warm the body.
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Anyway. If he pushed Matsui in then he would be one of the first people in Kenos to have to deal with Matsui's actually hilariously hellacious temper... For now, he just gets to deal with Matsui having no fucking clue how humans work despite his general obsession with their blood.]
Going about it in such a way would be ineffective, to say the least.
[HE CAN'T WARM ANYONE he's a willowy Victorian vampire... But that's a good question, honestly, because he hadn't really thought far enough to figure it out. How do humans keep warm?? Fire, puffy jackets, hot soups, none of which he has at the moment. So after a second of Serious Thought, he says, very Seriously:]
I will lead everyone in morning calisthenics to improve circulation and help warm the body.
[Hell...............yes.]