[ Well actually he probably tastes pretty horrible but wow why are we talking about eating the otter. Pls don't eat the otter AHEM anyway... ]

Tragic? Certainly not! This is my home!

If I weren't here, who would care for the topiary Garden? [ He pops to the perfectly frozen plants and lays a paw on them. And...POP! ] Or look after the castle grounds? [ He pops over to sit on the head of what was a statue at some point and sweeps some frost from it using his tail. Swish, swish~ ] I don't know if you've noticed, but there is so much dusting to be done and we're very short-staffed.