Yeah, I guess not. Doctors tend to tell me not to do stuff like this... but you're different.

[ Link concedes with a laugh as he reaches into the lamp and removes the reservoir of oil. The thick, rope-like wick slides out of the canister's spout as he removes it, and continues to burn. It's soaked in enough oil that it should be a while before it burns out completely.

...but now comes getting down without spilling it all over the street. Grasping the pole in his other hand, he carefully starts to loosen the grip of his thighs, which allows him to slide down. With the grace of someone who's done something like this dozens of times, he hops away from it when he nears the ground and lands solidly on his feet, oil in hand. ]

Got it. That was even easier than I thought.