[She chuckles softly. If she were to tell him what to expect or when to expect it, then it wouldn't be much of a surprise, would it. It helps that she likes being a little more on the secretive side of things.]

Who knows. Perhaps I will. Although right now, I think you're the bigger surprise. You do realise that I mean to leech off of you until I tire of your presence, only to replace your handsome face with another one and do the same thing all over again, yes? And here, you came to my rescue without a second thought, it seems, and you're taking me back to your endearing little settlement.

[Or is she kidding? Because who in their right mind would willingly say all of that and expose their plans? Unless Midna is some kind of mastermind tactician.]