[ He didn't ask for this loredump but guess he's getting it anyway.... It's really too bad his 1.5 years of exposure to Dokja hasn't made Eustace any more openminded towards viewing the world from a different point of view. All he hears is nonsense being rattled off right next to his ear, nonsense he really wishes he could unhear.

Dark's right, Eustace really isn't designed for this. 😔 ]

What are you talking about?

[ Seasons? Plot? Why is he talking about all of this (and all of them) as though it's just some piece of media? Has this guy been cursed? He sounds too coherent to be cursed though. ]

This isn't some sort of book we're in. People don't go away because they don't do well here.