[It's okay, Eustace. D looks like a young man, but he's very old actually. They can have a May-December romance... Him being the December(?).
Truthfully, D is not a terrible kisser when the situation is... something he's into. Eustace is fine? Eustace is handsome and has weirdly endearing brusque manners, but this whole thing is unfortunately very forced onto Eustace, and D is aware of that possibility. The Fae are full of tricks anyway; it isn't odd to doubt the validity of anyone's feelings here.
So while he could make the effort worth Eustace's suffering, it feels mean to do so. D stands there like a statue as Eustace approaches him. He's surprised by this... chaste-ass kiss, and can do little more than just let Eustace smooch him. He's so glad it wasn't someone trying to deep-throat him with their tongue. Small victories.]
Thank you.
[It feels... like... the polite thing to say? THANK YOU FOR THE NOT MESSY KISS, EUSTACE, YOU'RE A PAL.]
VAL NO MY KISS kenos didn't break
Truthfully, D is not a terrible kisser when the situation is... something he's into. Eustace is fine? Eustace is handsome and has weirdly endearing brusque manners, but this whole thing is unfortunately very forced onto Eustace, and D is aware of that possibility. The Fae are full of tricks anyway; it isn't odd to doubt the validity of anyone's feelings here.
So while he could make the effort worth Eustace's suffering, it feels mean to do so. D stands there like a statue as Eustace approaches him. He's surprised by this... chaste-ass kiss, and can do little more than just let Eustace smooch him. He's so glad it wasn't someone trying to deep-throat him with their tongue. Small victories.]
Thank you.
[It feels... like... the polite thing to say? THANK YOU FOR THE NOT MESSY KISS, EUSTACE, YOU'RE A PAL.]
Do you feel better?