[ Alright, that might very well be true, but Atsumu doesn't like being dismissed this way. Has he ever been in love? No, but he's had crushes. That's basically the same thing, right? And he knows stuff! Maybe not love stuff, but he's seen movies!

He is going and finding some comfortable stick or pebble to perch himself on right now, ears flattening back in agitation at Eustace counting his advice out before he even had a chance to offer any. ]

No offense--

[ Full offense very much intended. ]

But it doesn't sound like you're doin' a lotta good figurin' it out on your own. Gimme a go. Maybe I can cook up something helpful still.