[ Bless Ciel for simply going along with his ludicrous demands rather than suggesting he try and be more reasonable like a normal person. This is why she's his favorite (ex-)coworker.

He leans back in his chair, contemplative. ]

Maybe. I can't imagine those positions are readily available though, especially to people without references.

[ He's so old-fashioned in his job hunting.....let him present a cover letter and resume and the requisite three references. ]

I can settle for something else for now.

[ Can't afford to be picky when there are children to feed.... ]