[Oh, wow. Even the speech patterns are a little different. Weird, this is definitely weird (what's actually weird is how much she pays attention, but enough about that).]

Oh, just everybody getting so close and personal. And isn't it wonderful to know how everyone feels all the time? No food, no water — it's just a real great time all around, really.

[Nobody needs Communion bleed to know that's all sarcasm.]

I meant you, specifically. What gives you the right to be so dramatic about it? Is it the crowd? Lack of fresh air?