[ what is his damage?? god, it was a tiny little itsy-witsy bang, wasn't even worthy of being called an explosion, geez!! geez, ]

Call me crazy, bucko, but it's coming off like you have something against some casual arson between friends. --I know, I know what you're thinking, 'that DOES sound crazy, Jinx!' But honesty is important in any good relationship, so I'm laying my cards out here.