[Tragically as much as i personally wish Matsui was the type of sword to simply make himself Eustace's problem, he's so detached from emotions and social behaviors in general that he's not even entirely sure what's caused this reaction in the first place. Does he even detect that Eustace is vaguely irritated?? Jury's out! Mans does not know a damn thing.
He'll simply watch as this poor harried lad returns to his Important Sandwich and tragic deflated puppy latte, quiet and observant for a moment or two. He does, at the very least, manage one polite thing:]
...Thank you for asking.
[NOT ASKING WHETHER HE'S DIED OR NOT, just engaging with his questions in general. He thinks?? that this is probably an appropriate response for someone asking after his health and making sure he's not dying, even though he himself is pretty sure he's not dying and has never been dead before. Probably.
He'll chalk this interaction down as Another Successful One where he definitely passed at being a normal human and remember Eustace's face so he can greet him properly later! Yeah!]
stop i love him
He'll simply watch as this poor harried lad returns to his Important Sandwich and tragic deflated puppy latte, quiet and observant for a moment or two. He does, at the very least, manage one polite thing:]
...Thank you for asking.
[NOT ASKING WHETHER HE'S DIED OR NOT, just engaging with his questions in general. He thinks?? that this is probably an appropriate response for someone asking after his health and making sure he's not dying, even though he himself is pretty sure he's not dying and has never been dead before. Probably.
He'll chalk this interaction down as Another Successful One where he definitely passed at being a normal human and remember Eustace's face so he can greet him properly later! Yeah!]