[AS IN HE WON'T ESCAPE BEING SHRUNK ON A FUTURE DAY?? honey i shrunk my national work of cultural importance,
Anyway as they continue to absolutely totally be on the same page for sure, he'll just watch passively as she mimes explosions and swords and such. Nodding at the slash noises! Yeah! That's what he does!! Slash and hack, slice and dice, bloodlet through blade, as one does.]
That. I am a sword...sman. [Smooth.] Though I— my blade is not yet here.
[He says this calmly but he's been having entire wailing Victorian episodes about it behind the scenes, it's fine.]
I could fight with my fists if I needed to, as well.
[COULD HE??? HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULDN'T PUNCH A DRY SPAGHETTI NOODLE IN HALF.]
YOU LITERALLY DID THIS TO YOURSELF
Anyway as they continue to absolutely totally be on the same page for sure, he'll just watch passively as she mimes explosions and swords and such. Nodding at the slash noises! Yeah! That's what he does!! Slash and hack, slice and dice, bloodlet through blade, as one does.]
That. I am a sword...sman. [Smooth.] Though I— my blade is not yet here.
[He says this calmly but he's been having entire wailing Victorian episodes about it behind the scenes, it's fine.]
I could fight with my fists if I needed to, as well.
[COULD HE??? HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULDN'T PUNCH A DRY SPAGHETTI NOODLE IN HALF.]