Oh my, aren't a lively one.

[ The response isn't entirely sarcasm to beget sarcasm. In fact, at least this one is shown to be present in both body and mind. Sometimes that's all he could ask for.

Emet-Selch approaches and offers a long black towel wrapped around a clear bottle of water. It's something to clean himself off with, should he choose to take it. ]

Here. This should make the process somewhat easier.