[ He looks properly, dramatically affronted and brings his hand currently not claimed by Jinx being latched onto his arm to his chest. ]

Why, Jinx... What an accusation! I would absolutely never do some research solely about vampires and their habits to see what sort of things they may or may not get up to...

[ And this is definitely not me creating continuity between this thread and his thread with Silco, nope! (absolutely) ]

But, if that were the case, I have heard that vampires are rather prone to all sorts of interesting kinds of hoarding. If true, it is a very interesting story! It would be something to see exactly what catches the fancy of a centuries-old materialist, would it not?