[STOP I TOOK SUCH A LONG BREAK FROM THE HIGH VICTORIAN SNOB VIBES but now... now i am back.

Anyway yes he could do with all of those things, but some are harder to come across than others, perhaps... PERHAPS. Anyway, he is just giving her a look like he has no idea what she's talking about when she says changing room. For the rest, though:]

I don't intend to do such a thing. [Trying them on or dirtying the wares??] Blood is the only appropriate thing to spill on one's shirt, not dirt and sap. I'm not Kuwana.

[Thanks sir for being Normal In Public.]