Ain't we here mostly by coincidence?

[ It's not like any of them were recruited after agreeing to help one side or another. ]

'Cause we showed up here after gettin' our souls plucked outta the time abyss or whatever?

[ At the very least, as big as Atsumu's ego can be, he can't imagine he'd be the prime target for a great cosmic battle regarding the fate of the universe. High school athletes aren't usually the people you want on your side as opposed to great warriors with deep wells of political acumen. ]