Oh, not so bad? Railways have made things very efficient! London to Constantinople is only a few days by the Orient Express, and it is an exceptional ride. You will scarcely see more beautiful vistas than by the land that the rail cuts through.

[ Granted… Some portion of his travels took no time at all, since they were simply being able to be a globetrotter by virtue of demon summoning, but. He laughs genially and holds up a hand as if to assure her by the gesture. ]

But do forgive me for causing you distress, miss. If it is any comfort, my travels are only for my work. And truly, I far prefer travel by train than travel by ship.

[ unsurprising considering he was on the totally-not-the-Titanic, but no need to tell that story because it’s also insane ]