[ His whimsy has truly gotten the best of him here… He’s feeling the gravity of his mistake in indulging in his politeness, but now it’s too late to back out. He can only double down (because he’s stupid). ]

Of course. I can at least show you the way to the poison garden if you would like? I imagine that will have plenty of interest, since beyond its unique status as a garden, many of its offerings are rather lovely, in my opinion.

[ At least that part will also help distract him from his worm-based fate… Let him just talk about various poisons instead. Definitely not strange or suspicious from a crow. ]